The break-up song is a staple of all popular music and perhaps of country music in particular. But what exactly is it?
In the hands of the great country storytellers - the break-up song run the gauntlets of emotion in almost every hue, serving almost every purpose.
Here's 15 of the best, make sure you've got some tissues.
The resignation letter as love song, the epitome of "it's not you, it's me". But it's you really.
Yeah, you did. You made a mistake. A big one. You did. And you hurt me really bad. Really bad. I don't care what you think. I don't. No I don't. I don't. Just fuck off and leave me alone, alright? Just go. Go now before I do something I'll regret. Like kiss you.
And absolutely fuck you, you fucking fuck. I did everything for you and you turn around and do that to me? And you're too stupid to clean up behind you as well. And on my boat. I hope she was worth it because YOU ARE GOING TO PAY. Oh yes you are.
You know that feeling you get when you know it's time to cut your losses and get the hell out of Dodge? Break out and be free again? This one's for you.
Sometimes only your mum can help. It's the detail that kills here: the wine stained dress and the tear stained pillow, the broken door and the broken heart...
Everywhere I go it’s you. Everywhere I look it’s you. But now it’s you with him.
I know it's supposed to feel bad, but not this bad surely? It will get better won't it? Tell me it will. Please.
Bonus heartbreak marks for rhyming "over" with "closure", by the way.
What? You're doing what? Why? We get along so well. But I did, I did, all the time. No really I did. I do rather. I do. Well, I suppose not now you come to mention it, no. I thought it though I really did. Oh, perhaps I should have done, yes. I'm so sorry darling. Is it too late? Oh.
Does it hurt you too, you bastard? It better.
No, you won’t be seeing her again. Yeah, she’s gone. Just left. Just like that. Took the baby with her, nothing else. No, I’ll be fine. I will. Really.
Oh thank Christ that’s over. Pass the wine please.
It’s not that. I can get over that. That’s not so bad. Nor is that. But that. That kills me.
The most recent of all these songs, and the one begging to be made into a film. Zac's old cowboy grits his teeth and lets his lover go in the hope that she'll come back to him. It's the right thing to do, but the hurt is killing him and he can't let it show. She will come back in the end won't she? Won't she?
Something’s happened here – what it is ain’t exactly clear. Has Trisha's lover died? Committed suicide? Or just left without any explanation? Whatever it is, he's gone, she's alone, she's hurt, she's puzzled and she doesn't know what to do.
She sees him everywhere, a ghost drifting through her life, never there but never quite gone either - the worst of both worlds. And it's not getting better any time soon.
Don’t. Just don’t alright? It’s hard enough already without you doing that. For pity’s sake don’t.
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